How to make a dildo of my penis

It was so beautiful, so rare, so desirable, that it was worth going to war over. My last boyfriend's dick was sort of like that. It was one of those penises you encounter and know you may never see another like it again: perfectly proportioned, impressively rigid, huge, but not terrifyingly so. While I wasn't tempted to invade neighboring countries over it, you can bet I dreamed of cloning it so when he was out of town or our relationship met its eventual and inevitable demise, I would have one hell of a backup plan. It sounded absurd and awkward.
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Here's What Happened When I Tried to Make a Sex Toy Replica of My BF's Penis

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I Cloned My Penis And I Recommend You Do It, Too

The idea of turning your own cock into a Frankenstein composite is something that should be subject to discussion before such a procedure is ever made possible. I guess I should first clarify that the act of cloning my penis isn't nearly as scientific as I'm making it seem. It's almost Halloween , after all, and a Frankenstein reference was too difficult to pass up. What I've actually done can more accurately be described as turning my penis into a dildo.
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The Science of Penis Casting

I will start by saying that my husband is a brilliant, kind, gentle man; the kind of human who rescues wounded baby birds off the side of the road and nurses them back to health, and who cherishes nothing more than his library card and a mug of hot tea. And I made this pure, sweet, lovely soul fuck a tube of gel to clone his peen for my amusement. I am a monster, to be sure, but I write for Cosmo, and what needs to be done, needs to be done.
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Preferably, right now. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! The best of the best makeshift penises for your entertainment!
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