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Top definition. Fuck Your Couch. To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs. Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch. Rick: Fuck your couch!
According to Urban Dictionary's definition, the expression can be seen as a superlative insult in comparison to "fuck you," as it not only signifies disrespect to the person but also his or her possessions and property. The phrase was first uttered by the comedian Dave Chappelle playing as the character of Rick James, who shows complete disrespect to the party host Charlie Murphy by soiling their white leather couch with his boots. The original sketch aired February 11th, on Chappelle's Show. Shortly after the broadcast of the skit, many users on YTMND  began still images of Chapelle dressed as Rick James with the caption "fuck yo couch," while others uploaded videos of themselves violating their own furniture under similar titles.
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